Cruel Intentions 2 Shower Scene

On Saturday, February 21, 2009, I had my first exposure to this cinematic masterpiece. Upon finishing its final magnificent scene, I rushed to my computer and composed a highly cerebral blog entry .

If you are too lackadaisical to click on my link, I will summarize it for you: The entry’s title is “Cruel Intentions 2.” Its content is “I just watched this movie and it may be the greatest bad movie that I have ever seen.”

Originally, I had planned to convince you that it is the greatest bad movie of this modern age—which such unwatchable detritus as The Room may be the most inconsistent movie in cinematic history, thereby rendering it a surrealist’s dream. The tone of the scenes change from slapstick to seriousness, the actors succeed at playing infinite different versions of their characters. Sometimes it resembles a television show that you can watch with the entire family while at other times it fades into a scene where some of its characters are naked in a gigantic shower and the protagonist ogles a pair of identical twins while the sisters stick their tongues down each other’s throats. -like music is played in the background while the protagonist and his virginal love interest get to know each other by walking hand in hand down the street of a charming town. Suddenly, the protagonist will embrace his sweetheart’s breasts, causing her to question if they’re going a little too fast. Then she blurts out, “At this rate, your dick will be in my mouth by lunch.”